Everybody thinks they’re the oldest person on the internet

I am a beer head primarily still but I think craft beer specifically would stand a better chance if 80% of the offerings weren’t some kind of IPA variant.
If you bar claims to have 50 taps and 48 of them are IPAs, then you actually only have 3 taps.

Definitely this. I consult guides if I can’t figure out a puzzle or beat a boss in 5-10 minutes.

Since most alcohol brands are owned by a very small number of conglomerates, this is more of a market differentiation issue as opposed to an actual threat to their businesses. 

If you think the economy is bad now you haven’t been alive very long.

All it did for me when it was legalized in my state was add a new vice to my regular weekend craft beer habit. hobby

Tip one have one kid (life is SO much easier with just one)

Finally, I can realise my dreams of a Tigger/Lady Chatterley crossover porno.

Yeah I think this was the squirreliest era of racing. Shittier cars were never this fast and faster cars were never this shitty.

“At $275 million, The Marvels’ budget was over double Wonka’s ($125 million), which obviously makes a huge difference in what should have been its overall earning potential.”

Seems like this could have been a much shorter article. 

Not sure why this should be a shock. In the back seat, all you have is a seatbelt to restrain you. There isn’t any more crumple space, because the whole passenger cabin is a cage. In the front today you could have up to four separate airbags PLUS stretchy seatbelts that work in conjunction with them to slow your…

And once again all the other shithole states lean back, take a long drag on their cigarettes, and breathe a sigh of “Thank God for Mississippi” as it once again keeps them all off the bottom place ranking in Murica’s stupid list.

crazy to think this has been on since i was a teenager and i’ll turn 40 during this last season.

“No, you gotta heat it up to get the bacteria and the botulism out,” wrote one responder.”

the Amy Schumer version would have ended with Barbie in the stirrups in the gyno’s office making some crack, then credits

I’m a broken record on this topic but the thing people need to realize is that E3 wasn’t *primarily* a platform to spoonfeed advertisements and trailers, it was a trade show. Industry professionals were there, deals were made, networking was done, meetings were held. E3 was very important for the industry. Sure, The…

The primary issue with E3, is the same problem with big car shows, in this day and age brands/developers can get more eyes on them doing bespoke online things or move to smaller shows where they can be a big fish in a small pond instead of a big fish swimming with other big fish. Automakers started moving away from…

I’ll miss getting drunk and waiting in a four hour line to have some attractive woman who hated me show me how to play wii tennis.

Personally, I would like to see a photo of his condor - I hear it’s enthralling.

Does not compute: alcohol is medication!