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Is there a way to animate my grandmother screaming from the fiery bowels of hell? Read more

Thanks, I hate it.

It’s the beer that bros bring “for the ladies” Read more

Half the reason Home Improvement was so unwatchable to me back in the day was the way the casting people for that show seem to have actually been deliberately looking for the douchiest teen dudes to play the kids that they could possibly find.

Your wife has been through a lot. :( There have been some similar dynamics in my family, through multiple generations. I think it’s more common than most people realize. It’s just not something we talk about publicly. 

My hospital also gave me good “advice” that really stuck with me.  They said “Love ‘em and feed ‘em”.  You can worry about everything under the sun, but at the end of the day, all you really need to do is love ‘em and feed ‘em.

Yup - ours does the same. Read more

Our newborn seems to exert some weird time dilation on us where time is both short and long.
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When my daughter was born, my sister took me aside and said "If they are crying, they aren't dead, so don't panic",

In our pre-baby class the teacher said, “for the first 3 months, their wants are their needs, you can’t spoil them, just help them.” That took off a bunch of pressure. Read more

THIS!!!!! Read more

Checks have that professional veneer still attached to them and in these instances are perfectly fine and functional reasons to have one. The next time someone pays with a check at the grocery store though they’re gonna get the check printer over the head. I wanna get in and out not wait for grandma to write out all… Read more

Bupropion was the one that totally salvaged my libido, too — although I was shuffling around on Depakote before that switch, so who knows what did what, exactly. Read more

It’s still kind of their job to talk about his ability to do the thing he is most famous for, especially given he’s one of the most famous and transcendent athletes of all time. Sociopathic just really seems like the wrong word.

While I agree Tiger has plenty to look forward to and his life isn’t just golf (he has two kids, one of which he was beaming proudly over in the father / son tournament a few months ago), it’s kind of their job to do that if you’re listening to sports news. Their job is to focus on the impact news has on sports. So I… Read more

Good lord. We’ve become that generation that can’t talk to other people without repercussions for literally everything.

As far as personal questions go “Are you excited” was nothing. I was shocked by the number of people who asked me, “Was it planned?” I was a 30-year-old woman with no other kids who had been married for 4 years.

Wait, what? Of course I agree with you that it was a tragically stupid decision to host it last time, but there is not an epidemiologist on earth who thinks that the conditions in May/June ‘21 will be the same that they were in August ‘20. Read more

You can ask someone if they’re excited that they’re going to have a baby. Read more