Fucking crybaby. Still blows me away that so many Americans who claim themselves to be “Patriots” will vote for that piece of shit. It’d all be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t also so horrific that he is their nominee.

Truth Social is already completely fucked up, it’s hard to see how Elon could make it that much worse than Donald already has.

I know this will get a lot of nasty comments but:

I you shouldn’t do this the most

Mobile amputation machine.

Romocs made prior to 2000 when everything was in black and white don’t count, only colorized ones.

Sure, she’s a rom-com OG for those without the ability to remember that there were films made prior to this century.

Maybe it’s the webbed toes.

Wait, are we really referring to Zooey Deschanel as an “OG” of the rom-com genre? 

Any time someone mentions Warren Littlefield, I can only think of his Seinfeld counterpart, Russel Dalrymple.

I think the bigger issue is having a buddy with a Cybertruck...

...in a galaxy far far away...

This one’s been neutered. It will still, however, piss all over your garage if it’s upset. 

I’ll never understand why this story doesn’t get 4 seasons for the poetic symmetry of the 4 elements. 3 always felt like just short of what it needs in the original too.

The type of car that everyone is clamoring for in the US, but if it actually came here would be a sales dud.

Protecting US Automakers protects hundreds of thousands of jobs.

It takes a certain amount of courage to ride a motorcycle. Given the poor quality of many Chinese products I would say that it takes a good deal more courage to ride a Chinese motorcycle.

Aside from 1st apartment people, who cooks anything more than at a survival level and does not have a handful of different cutting boards? Running out of ideas for articles? I’ve never been in a home of adults who actually cook that does not have a wide variety of them. 

Perhaps the executive interior designer has a lot of stock in Fiji Water.

A friend who bought one in what he called a moment of ‘temporary insanity’ referred to it as the F*ck Us.