I pinched a nerve in my neck a few months ago nodding my head too vigorously.

You’re not serious, right?

I don’t have $15 million dollars.

But I looked through this and at each picture, a slight, dazed moan erupted.

I was in college when this car was built. I have been entranced by them since. They also still look spectacular.

And where else can you get that seating configuration?

You really want to make sure you don’t have a lack of torque for the torturous ride over the hellscape that is the curb cut at the Cheesecake Factory at the mall.  You could die out there.

You need to meet more interesting librarians.

There was a moment late in the game when he was on the sideline, and he looked kind of weirdly glassy and zoned out.  I couldn’t help wondering whether he’d gotten his head knocked crooked at some point.

Is it just me, or did anyone else think Goff looked like he had had his brain knocked loose a bit by the end of the game?  There was a moment where one of the staff came over while he was on the sideline, and he looked glassy and a bit like no one was home.

Weird. It’s been giving me that answer for 30 years.

WAIT!  THEY HAVE A PLAN???

I own a Derek Harper jersey.

Has anyone considered that this entire franchise is just a cry for help?

I feel like making eggs has a soupcon of indifference and laziness. Pancakes involve measuring things and attention to detail, and are kid friendly.  This is a plus here. :)

He seems like the kind of person who is a non-smart person’s idea of what a smart person seems like.  It’s like the Big Bang Theory of serial killer stories.

I mentioned (in another thread) a WFAN caller who was 100% certain that Porzingis and Hardaway would be a suitable package to trade for Davis, and NO MORE THAN THAT.  He seemed to see no problems with this theory.  I was genuinely stunned.  We are so, so stupid, for following this movable dumpster fire.

“Sure, I’m interested in a likely perennial all-star big man, but I’m not going to give you more than a stale bialy, the change from my car’s ashtray, and this 17 year old diabetic cat for him. [insert some variation on how great NYC is or how much his wife loves it here, and how he can make SO much money on…

You’ll have to eat crow, I’m afraid. An astute caller to WFAN explained this evening while I was driving home from the train that Davis could most certainly be had on the Knicks for Kristaps Porzingis (who is - I believe - presently not technically playing basketball) and Tim Hardaway Jr. as a trade “...BUT NO MORE.”

[cries silently, watching winter rain through the window.]

If you’ve been paid with stolen or fraudulently acquired funds, aren’t you potentially required to pay back those funds into whatever trust is working to make all the creditors/vendors/investors whole again, as with a bankruptcy?  If the money is stolen, I don’t know legally what the ensuing steps are when you’ve been…

Right, but this guy might even blink occasionally, to prove that he’s human... Forbes could never swing that trick.

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