Revenge *is* a dish best served cold.

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

The third photo made me palpably angry.

Nope, can’t get down with this.

You’re going to tell me a guy named Berkeley Chadwick in an AMG is a knob????

Yeah, the glass was definitely damaged, but I think we all know that if we were driving a car and some dude walked up to the drivers side with a 10lb steel ball and chucked it at the window and the window performed like that, we’d be appreciative of that glass’ performance.

He said he wanted a flashy car that could take him to jail in a straight line at any time, there aren’t many meeting that description that couldn’t kill you if you aren’t careful.

He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

*posts shitty, stupid comment*

Go fuck yourself, bootlicker.

If he keeps scoring 14 points every 5 minutes, he’s going to be quite good.

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

I’m getting reports that, in fact, all 16 fit on Herro’s gargantuan dong.

You mean by white people?

As a Miami heat fan I absolutely reserve the right to be wildly over confident in this young man and what he and jimmy buckets can do to secure us a sixth seed in the playoffs and a first round exit at the hands of, I don’t know, the Toronto Raptors.

Ah, the famous “one for the dong”

Deadspin: BARF BARF BARF

I can always appreciate a good heap of sports Schadenfreude. But there’s nine franchises in the four major sports in the NY market, and this is the only one that hasn’t been some level of complete dogshit for at least the last ten years. Meanwhile there’s this city to the east whose fans wouldn’t know a tough loss if…

‘Twas a great Yankee but I really think he should wear a Brewers hat into the Hall of Fame, just as Carlos Beltran should go in as an Astro. We need to do more to immortalize these half-season trade acquisitions where the player plays like God