You’ll have to eat crow, I’m afraid. An astute caller to WFAN explained this evening while I was driving home from the train that Davis could most certainly be had on the Knicks for Kristaps Porzingis (who is - I believe - presently not technically playing basketball) and Tim Hardaway Jr. as a trade “...BUT NO MORE.”

[cries silently, watching winter rain through the window.]

If you’ve been paid with stolen or fraudulently acquired funds, aren’t you potentially required to pay back those funds into whatever trust is working to make all the creditors/vendors/investors whole again, as with a bankruptcy?  If the money is stolen, I don’t know legally what the ensuing steps are when you’ve been…

Right, but this guy might even blink occasionally, to prove that he’s human... Forbes could never swing that trick.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... [takes deep breath]...…

Maybe he just really, really likes being as far away from any effective point guards as possible, based on some kind of phobia?

Give it three years, then keep an eye on dollar store clearance bins.

Ray Charles could shoot that percentage with his feet, potentially.

The headline in CNN was the most wonderful thing ever about this: “A boy who was lost in the woods says a bear kept him company. No one can prove it didn’t happen.”

“No one can prove it didn’t happen” is going to be in a lot more things I say and write from now on, where appropriate.

Air-cooled 911, E30 M3.  If you really NEED to blow $130k, donate the rest to some cause you like to assuage your guilt. :D

Wow, he concentrated on EVERY pitch?  I mean, I’d guess most major league pitchers really only tune in to every third or fourth one, instead of getting all anal retentive about EVERY pitch they throw... 

These make that not really an issue... living in a somewhat snowy spot, I can say they’re pretty great.  https://www.amazon.com/Snow-Joe-SJBLZD-Telescoping-Scraper/dp/B008FV5R0Y

Yes, vegans don’t eat honey.  I’m pretty sure no one who eats honey should call themselves a vegan at all.

I would guess that most animals would get to a point where they were unable to move and eat, and thus starve, before they “died of old age.”  That presumes that no predator catches up to their old, slow selves and dispatches them with a bit more panache.

#DIV/0!

Take your star, and my puzzlement over why there are only seven other people who’ve felt this way up until now.

He was so automatic no one ever had a question in their minds that he’d be first ballot, and they also knew what the ONLY leftover question was... so they were waiting for that news, not the blah blah hall of fame “economy class” seat ;)  He also just seems like a pretty measured guy, and not someone I can honestly…

Or material that’s generally considered funny? No.

There’s an old line about Brooks Robinson playing third base “like he came down from a higher league.”  Mariano as a relief pitcher felt like that to me as well.  When he came loping out of the bullpen, you just had no doubt. It’s rare as a fan to see someone playing at a level that you just know is historic instead…

“The buck stops I guess with ladies who don’t love Jesus enough to keep from getting pregnant?” -presidential unpublished twitter draft