I would just expect that the White House kitchen and staff would know pretty well how to put on an event of pretty much any size with any conditions imaginable.  If they can do white tie state dinners, they can lay out a spread for a football team, with whatever added resources they bring in.

In antique-filled, historic rooms, on silver and China that someone gave to Eleanor Roosevelt to celebrate the anniversary of the Boer War.

Kind of amazing that also happened in Philadelphia.

He’d likely still be the best healthy player on the Knicks.

As a Knicks fan, I miss J.R. Smith every single day.

Given that this was Philadelphia, I’m pretty sure he just really, really, really loved the backup hitchbot, and felt it was time to make a change, given that primary hitchbot just wasn’t cutting it as a starter.

Well, I mean, where ELSE would you get a human head?  Are we telling linemen to go kill people to get the heads they need?

All NFL employed neurologists have been instructed likewise.

HE HAS SOME UNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY! HE’S ONE OF THEM! GET HIM!!!

If you know the thickness rules and you have an ice pick and a sort of vertical caliper, walking on ice is safe enough... I think the guideline is 4" of black ice for a person, double it for white/snow ice. There are measurements for vehicles as well, all from the lovely state of Minnesota.

Wait.

Self-tying sneakers are “inevitable?”

You really think this?

The market would show that I’m clearly in the minority here (possibly a minority of one) but I’ve started to think that almost every Nike ever made has been really, really ugly.

Brokers in NY are almost always paid by the renter, not the landlord.  It’s a nutty system.

I kind of wish we could switch to a SAP audio program during televised games, and hear fired NFL coaches from the prior season doing muddled, oddly opinionated play by play.  Rich Kotite could lead the halftime crew.

I think by the time I’d paid the deposit, first/last, and the broker, my first apartment after college in Brooklyn cost me 20% of what I made that whole year, just to walk in the front door.  That’s the part you save for... as a monthly expense you budget for it, sure, but in a bigger city the ancillary expenses of…

Elian Gonzalez cast a large shadow over federal electoral politics in Florida among the Cuban community.

Oh my god! Are you going on the cruise too?

It’s incredibly disappointing to realize that so many people don’t behave like assholes only because there’s a person in Special Hat standing there all the time telling them not to.

I mean, in the interest of fairness one must ask oneself “Well, IS Vince Wilfork’s wife ugly?”

I looked up Vince Wilfork’s wife, just to get a point of reference.  I’m not proud of this fact.