He deserves to have a role-playing spot on a team with a vague shot at relevance.  I’ve liked seeing him play, as a Knicks fan.  That, however, is like saying that one of the players in the orchestra on the Titanic was particularly enjoyable to watch.

He just hands people topically amusing pictures of cats. You really have to be there.

That and just really impeccable, constant mime work.  You can FEEL the wind when he’s pretending to walk into it, I tell you.

What the hell does he know about her insides, really?

Oh my yes, the FAN did not disappoint yesterday.  I tuned in expressly to hear the shocked, incandescent, impotent rage of the wild Jets fan.

Whenever he gives one of these scripted “act like a grownup” speeches, I feel like the only way he could seem less sincere would be if he were making the jerking off motion with one of his hands the entire time, and quizzically sneering.

Still less weird than the shoes.

He was so out you could smell it through your screen.

As a Knicks fan, I’d like to disagree with this take.

It checks out, Captain. He is, in fact, a motherfucker.

Ray Charles, officiating entirely with his feet, locked in a man-sized safe in the basement of the arena, would’ve blown the whistle on that play.

I’m not much of a lip reader.  Anyone have a good guess as to what he said to Green after the shot went down and he was back on his feet?  Sure looked like he was looking at him... 

...bureaucrat Conrad.

You’re right, we should make sure we all call them “ridiculously overpriced mopeds.”

We were tourists in a rental convertible for one of our three islands (our shortest stay by far was there, on Oahu,) and three rental cars, while we were there. I only put the top down sometimes, out of a feeling of obligation. The sun was just bonkers otherwise... I’d worry more about having great air conditioning…

As a resident of the Hudson Valley, I’d like to say: Myth CONFIRMED.

My fear then was that Barkley would ensure they became a 6 to 8 win team, which means a long, long death in the NFL.  You want to have three years or so at 3 wins or less, draft well, get lucky, then you’re off and running again... Being determined to get good enough to limp into the playoffs or be in the playoff race…

That’s the real key... so, who do you get for anywhere around the $17mm they would free up by cutting him?  That’s less money than Case Keenum or Blake Bortles, for heaven’s sake.  It’s around Tyrod Taylor money.  Is that really a great upward move?  I’m in agreement that they need to get some next name in the wings,…

Especially now that he has a genuinely good running back for the first time in a while.

It’s an affectation, but it’s not JUST an affectation, it’s a TECHNICALLY correct point that just acts like something that’s a pure affectation while still having some trace DNA of being functionally necessary.

“HE PLAYS THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY, LIKE THEY USED TO PLAY IT.  HE’S GOT INTANGIBLES.”