I’m always amazed that people will take the side of billionaires who just care about the team’s revenue over time, and can keep owning a team until they’re doddering, over millionaires who really, genuinely would love to win a championship, and have only a decade or a bit over to make money to last a lifetime. I can’t…

A lack of standards is a barrier to adoption.

Bortles has consistently been a 200 hitting starting center fielder as a starting quarterback.

“This arthritis medication is a real slow roller straight back to the mound for an easy out at first."

Six yard pass on second and ten at midfield.  Maybe?

They should use MORE of them. OH YES. “Pat Shurmur has proven to be a real failure-to-beat-out-a-slow-ground-ball-at-first-base hire for the Giants this year.” “Blake Bortles had a real season of long flyouts to center field.”

“making grim meals out of its own excrement”

Man.  I am definitely going to steal that. 

I’ve been making that difficult, brave, choice for 43 straight years now. For myself and my family, and my career future, it’s been the right decision.

When his mighty beard reaches the floor. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I’m afraid that’s just the rule, though.

WHAT IF HE HAD SLAPPED HIS KNEE?

Are you... planning on firebombing a flea market?

Don’t worry, Zion. The knicks wouldn’t be smart enough to pick you even if you were available when they get their first rounder.

But yeah, I died twelve times inside here. It’s polite of him not to burst out laughing though. Really it is.

And then, I dream a little, about him and KP in the front court. And then, I tell…

The moon’s been a HUGE bust after being drafted in the first round, it’s never really measured up to its draft day potential value.  Then again, it was drafted to play in the triangle, so it’s hard to know whether it was a good choice or not.

I’m a yankee fan as well, and while I understood the choice to add Stanton, I didn’t really love it.  I feel that way about Machado now as well... if they can get a perennial all-star at 26 years old, it’s hard to say no, but it just feels kind of like a bummer.

There are plenty of states where you have to have your car inspected. They’d shoot you if you brought this in.

I’ve had iphones, and utterly hated them.  I just prefer the less straitjacketed approach you get on Android, and it works better for me.  The idiocy of not even being able to unlock your cloud account if you’ve lost your apple device is just one of a million things they’ve used to keep people inside their vertically…

If you want it dead clear, you’ll need to do some really aggravating fettling, the stuff you get at hipster cocktail domes of pretension get theirs from specialized places that use clinebell machines. Those are also used for ice for ice sculptures. It freezes from the bottom up, leaving no air bubbles. Boiling gets…

Correction, 2/12/18: Just, you know, all of it pretty much.

Man. That picture is whiter than a Leni Riefenstahl film.

Sure thing, big fella, it’s a GREAT joke and every SINGLE part of it is perfect and COMPLETELY works.