He was so out you could smell it through your screen.

As a Knicks fan, I’d like to disagree with this take.

It checks out, Captain. He is, in fact, a motherfucker.

Ray Charles, officiating entirely with his feet, locked in a man-sized safe in the basement of the arena, would’ve blown the whistle on that play.

I’m not much of a lip reader.  Anyone have a good guess as to what he said to Green after the shot went down and he was back on his feet?  Sure looked like he was looking at him... 

...bureaucrat Conrad.

You’re right, we should make sure we all call them “ridiculously overpriced mopeds.”

We were tourists in a rental convertible for one of our three islands (our shortest stay by far was there, on Oahu,) and three rental cars, while we were there. I only put the top down sometimes, out of a feeling of obligation. The sun was just bonkers otherwise... I’d worry more about having great air conditioning…

As a resident of the Hudson Valley, I’d like to say: Myth CONFIRMED.

My fear then was that Barkley would ensure they became a 6 to 8 win team, which means a long, long death in the NFL.  You want to have three years or so at 3 wins or less, draft well, get lucky, then you’re off and running again... Being determined to get good enough to limp into the playoffs or be in the playoff race…

That’s the real key... so, who do you get for anywhere around the $17mm they would free up by cutting him?  That’s less money than Case Keenum or Blake Bortles, for heaven’s sake.  It’s around Tyrod Taylor money.  Is that really a great upward move?  I’m in agreement that they need to get some next name in the wings,…

Especially now that he has a genuinely good running back for the first time in a while.

It’s an affectation, but it’s not JUST an affectation, it’s a TECHNICALLY correct point that just acts like something that’s a pure affectation while still having some trace DNA of being functionally necessary.

“HE PLAYS THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY, LIKE THEY USED TO PLAY IT.  HE’S GOT INTANGIBLES.”

I’m always amazed that people will take the side of billionaires who just care about the team’s revenue over time, and can keep owning a team until they’re doddering, over millionaires who really, genuinely would love to win a championship, and have only a decade or a bit over to make money to last a lifetime. I can’t…

A lack of standards is a barrier to adoption.

Bortles has consistently been a 200 hitting starting center fielder as a starting quarterback.

“This arthritis medication is a real slow roller straight back to the mound for an easy out at first."

Six yard pass on second and ten at midfield.  Maybe?

They should use MORE of them. OH YES. “Pat Shurmur has proven to be a real failure-to-beat-out-a-slow-ground-ball-at-first-base hire for the Giants this year.” “Blake Bortles had a real season of long flyouts to center field.”