“making grim meals out of its own excrement”

Man.  I am definitely going to steal that. 

I’ve been making that difficult, brave, choice for 43 straight years now. For myself and my family, and my career future, it’s been the right decision.

When his mighty beard reaches the floor. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I’m afraid that’s just the rule, though.

WHAT IF HE HAD SLAPPED HIS KNEE?

Are you... planning on firebombing a flea market?

Don’t worry, Zion. The knicks wouldn’t be smart enough to pick you even if you were available when they get their first rounder.

But yeah, I died twelve times inside here. It’s polite of him not to burst out laughing though. Really it is.

And then, I dream a little, about him and KP in the front court. And then, I tell…

The moon’s been a HUGE bust after being drafted in the first round, it’s never really measured up to its draft day potential value.  Then again, it was drafted to play in the triangle, so it’s hard to know whether it was a good choice or not.

I’m a yankee fan as well, and while I understood the choice to add Stanton, I didn’t really love it.  I feel that way about Machado now as well... if they can get a perennial all-star at 26 years old, it’s hard to say no, but it just feels kind of like a bummer.

There are plenty of states where you have to have your car inspected. They’d shoot you if you brought this in.

If you want it dead clear, you’ll need to do some really aggravating fettling, the stuff you get at hipster cocktail domes of pretension get theirs from specialized places that use clinebell machines. Those are also used for ice for ice sculptures. It freezes from the bottom up, leaving no air bubbles. Boiling gets…

Correction, 2/12/18: Just, you know, all of it pretty much.

Man. That picture is whiter than a Leni Riefenstahl film.

Sure thing, big fella, it’s a GREAT joke and every SINGLE part of it is perfect and COMPLETELY works.

Wasn’t the actual cost of a Veyron to VAG something like $5 million? I thought I read that they sold them each at a huge loss.

Can I suggest “CryAwayThePainKnicks”?

The Yankees won a hundred games this year (with Judge injured for a meaningful stretch) and lost to the team that won the world series. Last year, they lost... to the team that won the world series. Kind of takes some air out of your argument.

You are incorrect.

If you’re only taking them exactly as they were and are, in situ, then I’d buy this take. But, it’s not like Babe Ruth would have spent his whole life drinking bourbon and smoking cigars while getting all his conditioning from one of those machines that shake you with a huge belt, between sessions in a radium cave, if…

Francesa sounded like he was going to spontaneously combust about this this evening.

Uh, CLEARLY you’ve never had insufficiently cold white wine in your picnic basket.