#4
All.
Day.
Long.

Some kids just throw every toy down the stairs each time they play.

Ridden hard and put away wet every single time... No thanks.

I wouldn’t mind radar guided cruise control, but all the other driver aids are very unappealing.

The thing I find most aggravating in an office bathroom is the people who are so concerned about not touching the seat that they make an ornate rat’s nest of toilet paper all over it, which they leave behind instead of flushing.  I can understand there being different perspectives on sitting on a bare toilet seat, but…

When we bought our Subaru a few years back it was a checkable option, but the dealer wouldn’t do it for the car on the lot without a relatively revolting additional labor charge on top of the somewhat spendy option charge... we skipped it, and I regret it every time I drive that car after dark.

“Chevrolet Silverado.  So much face.”

I think that the former advantage of the exclusive single game evaporated when you could play a national game, picking the real best matchup between teams that don’t suck that week to air.  The Sunday night game by all odds should consistently be better football.  Monday Night Football is the NFL smelling its own…

The Washington NFL franchise is definitionally racist, regardless of whatever they do or don’t do with CK. The name of the football franchise in our nation’s capital is a racial slur for the people we exterminated in a virulently racist act of genocide. Look up for the contrails of that joke in the sky above you.

They even hired one who had committed domestic violence!  So, like DOUBLE not a racist!  Ask him nicely, he’ll put on his eagle feather headdress to show how TOTALLY into native culture he is!  It’s not hate speech, guys, it’s just RESPECT for them.  They have a native guy who says so, even.  So, yeah, that’s ALL…

When did Epsom salts become a lavish toiletry?

Because they’re racists.  That not a good enough explanation?

I think MNF mattered when you had very little football on TV, and it was maybe even the only game the whole country actually might conceivably have watched at once. This in a time when there were only like three stations everywhere meant that it was culturally centering and relevant. Now that you can put on four…

How DARE you fail to mention the occupants of The Greatest Arena On Earth... you New York Knickerbockers?

I’m not judging you for listening to Tyler Florence. I used a recipe from him for pulled pork, with some adaptations over time, and it’s a great baseline.

The person who is a pain in the ass, and who doesn’t do any cooking, has 0% of a right to criticize your process re the number of pans and whatever else.  Jesus.

You had me at “Road House.” Gazzara is fucking amazing in it, and there’s a monster truck as a stand-in for Chekhov’s gun. I could watch Road House pretty much any time, at a moment’s notice.  It also gets an extra thumbs up for genuinely stomach-turning love scenes.

Close Encounters…

I don’t want them to win another game.  Not ONE more.

Didn’t they talk about making the superchargers and infrastructure technology open source?

Have you been leaving a return address on the dead cats you nail up on church doors?  Points for accountability, to be sure.