Her safe word was hopefully MMMMFFFFFMFFFFMFMFFF

He wasn’t categorically opposed to the carried interest loophole, though.

Sorry, but the person who filmed this... didn’t it occur to you to, you know, maybe get out of your car and go tell them to stop beating an unconscious person about the head?

I get that you’re documenting it, but what kind of demented sociopath are you that you don’t DO SOMETHING??

I like a good toast. I’ve made a few of them. I enjoy the process. I hate people who have to do a dance routine at their wedding, or who do that kind of awful, over the top super-wedding-guest thing. It’s loathsome and awful. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the maid of honor was a white person. She…

I can see where that would be the case. I know that death itself was a whole lot more vague at five than it seems to be at 7 right now as I’m observing it. The reality and permanence of it all is a different thing when you are a bit older. Sorry for what you went through, and fully hear where you’re coming from,…

My dad was as intellectual a person as you can imagine. Ivy league PhD, wrote and talked and argued about politics for a living. He was razor sharp and deeply linguistic. Losing speech and reading to the aphasia was the most awful irony imaginable. The particular, unnamed form of dementia was lightning fast, and…

My dad died when my daughter was 5. He had been clearly in decline for a time before that, and honestly I think he wasn’t well in the entire time she was alive. It was a cognitive breakdown, neurodegenerative, and took 4 years in an intensive way.

Ah, well, then I’ll just climb up on this here petard and get comfortable :D

You can edit. You knew that, yes?

He could be right, but he’s not the nut-punching person to make that argument.

The issue here was “why do I need to renew if it’s still technically valid, and no one told me I needed it to be an extra three/six months beyond my travel date?”

I have dual citizenship, and when I renew my EU passport, even here in the US, I just go to the consulate, and never have to have the document leave my sight, they just look it over, and take my money/forms/photos. I find mailing the passport in kind of terrifying on the US passport as well.

He looks like Reinhard Heydrich’s grandson.

Now YOU made me look it up. Honestly, it’s the only way I can picture it. I don’t want to picture it, but if I have to, it’s the way that fits.

Upper body injury.

The funny bit with soccer is that there are times with properly nasty injuries where they just gut out and play through... I saw two instances recently, one where a player literally had his scalp stitched lying down next to the goal before jumping back into the game, and another with a player with a nasty gash from a…

Are baseball and football the only sports that include belts in the uniform?

He got his PhD at the Dunning-Kruger Institute of Super Duper Smartness Guys.

I hope you’re not planning on taking any sick days, are you? We’re going to have to have a conversation about your termination.

Cam Newton is a lucky man if he can still tie his shoes these days. He’s definitely not going to be able to in ten years.