Fake news!  Chancellor Drumph says the NFL is going out of business soon, his contacts in Moscow told him so.  Sad.

They should get a loan from their son who made huge ones to trump

The most impressive thing to me is the passive incompetence. Everyone hears the incompetence that comes out of his mouth every day, but there is so much of that we never hear about the passive incompetence like how he has allowed so many State Department foreign positions to go unfilled. This has allowed China…

He’s also 72 years old and still has not learned how to properly wear a tie. This man is representing America on the global stage dressed like a 7 year old trying to ‘dress grownup’ on Halloween

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

She was just confused, neither of them have seen his balls in a long time.

“Rich people are just better with money than poor people. That’s just a fact.”

This dude just has that look. The look of a slimy, squirrely, pastey, weirdo.

They’re supposed to consider finances. Someone that far in debt is reeeeeally easy to bribe.  

“Vet?”  Of fucking course they didn’t...he completed and submitted his bone spurs signature claim form well before the deadline!

I’m totally unrelated news, Anthony Kennedy voted to legalize sports betting while lobbying for Kavanaugh’s appointment

Please let it be male prostitutes.

Thank goodness the swamp has been drained. Otherwise I would have thought something inappropriate happened..

Cocaine’s an upper. The Nationals are clearly downers, so probably a heroin reference.

Thankfully it was only the Nationals. World Series tickets are outrageously expensive. 

Here’s my altogether-too-early theory:

Irrespective of how it got magically paid back, that’s an outrageous amount of personal debt (not counting student loans or mortgage) for a well-educated, relatively well-compensated, and medically insured professional with children to incur let alone carry. If I could consider personal finances when hiring and a…

It’s almost like they don’t vet the fuckers.

Who the fuck cares? You’re missing the overall goddamn point, which is that what Trump is saying makes no sense, in favor of some shitty semantic point. 

WHAT? A sex offender defending another sex offender’s apologist/wingman? Why, that’s just unbelievable.