Dairy Queen serves chocolate malts.

It’s beginning to look a lot like kristallnact.

My boyfriend told me this morning he needs me to stay upbeat and “quit moping around.” What’s an upbeat way to tell him to go to hell?

Advice for all presidential wannabes: Even if you are caught sitting on millions of $$ of donated but yet to be delivered donations, even if you insist on lying about not only the amount of cash but also your fake modesty concerning said donations, even if you are only using this fundraiser as a prop to win votes:…