A theme!! Fish eggs, fish crackers, plastic spoons... it would be like snack time at some snooty daycare, while they listen to One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

But how does she stand it? What is the price she has to pay for? If it’s being wealthy, she could have left him and either fought for a cushy divorce settlement, or married someone else rich?

Tbh it’s starting to feel like we’re in a hostage situation with the GOP and pre-2016 America, where they’re cutting funding to CHIP and getting rid of DACA instead of sending us fingers in boxes.

Trying to earn her way back into the BBQ!

Reality TV show president gets screwed by reality TV show contestant. News at 11.

I guess now we know what Omarosa was doing.

But a White House staffer tells the paper that it’s highly unlikely she would have been at a meeting of any significance to the Russia probe

sorry

Trump is a shit businessman and an even shittier politician.

jinni!! They don’t have any fate thereafter, because they have been devoured and no long exist. Like being kissed by a dementor, you know.

The House passed H.R. 4712, the Born-Alive Survivors Protection Act. Sponsored by Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), the bill is “based on the myth that infants are ‘born alive’ after abortions—and that abortion providers routinely murder them.”

These pro-lifer guys, are they the same pro-lifers that refuse to fund CHIP because they are so compassionate and want to help single mothers? Those pro-lifer guys?

We are all just super jealous that we don’t get to go to the fancy pants inaugural anniversary party at Barf-a-Lago while the government grinds to a fucking halt. Wheeeee! I think we are about to get told to eat cake or some shit...

Today’s Code 45* heads back into that seemingly age-old question: how do we stop this fucking madness? How do we all get off this broken, nuclear-powered Tilt-A-Whirl? It’s in the Tweets, folks, and the team is here to explain.

“Just signed 702 Bill to reauthorize foreign intelligence collection. This is NOT the same FISA law that was so wrongly abused during the election. I will always do the right thing for our country and put the safety of the American people first!”

“Government Funding Bill past last night in the House of Representatives. Now Democrats are needed if it is to pass in the Senate - but they want illegal immigration and weak borders. Shutdown coming? We need more Republican victories in 2018!”

It’s incredibly frustrating, after living your whole life and understanding that A is logically followed by B and then C. The world seemed, for better or worse, rational. But in the past two years the world just seems to have lost all order and reason.

The real question is, does Melania even care? Is she reading about this and seething.....or is she shrugging her shoulders and thinking “eh, another one.”

There is no amount of money, fame or potential business opportunity in the world that would motivate me to fuck that orange hued, lying piece of shit.

That sound you hear is my vagina rapidly sealing itself up until further notice.