Hey, at least you aren’t the tattoo artist who has to touch said foul thigh.

“When Sen. Dianne Feinstein proposed a “clean Dream Act”—meaning a Dream Act without additional security/enforcement measures attached—Trump initially was all cool that sounds great! and House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy was like ahh no back up wtf!!! Trump then said he would sign literally whatever passes…

Steve Bannon is out at Breitbart

This is what galls me, people who think inexperience is great when it comes to a politician, especially president. Like, we don’t want “an outsider” flying our plane; we want a pilot who knows what he’s doing. And if we need an operation, we want a doctor and medical staff who are experienced with this type of…

“This is my regret face.”

My new years resolution is to stick to a VERY strict budget. I haven’t yet spent any money this year, but I am so tempted to get the book.

Yeah, but that absence of logic or consistency is at the heart of how Trump and the White House responds to any scandal. Loudly and angrily cry fake news and shout about how they never did/said whatever there’s video evidence of them doing/saying, while simultaneously make sure everybody knows its not a big deal that…

I can’t wait until they can publicize that it’s outsold The Art of the Deal!

Pence is into the Russia mess to his eyeballs. If they don’t impeach him with the rest, it’ll only be to keep the white house for the GOP.

Interviewer: Well here at this company we believe in honesty and second chances.

Sounds like something’s going on with Pence too.

I bet this is the anecdote that keeps him up tonight. That’s one weird relationship.

To be fair to Ivanka, she makes fun of everyone’s hair behind their backs. #meangirls

God I hate him. He is the opposite of everything I value.

He doesn’t know what vets cost. Can create poor people.

My big secret: I follow Pence’s family rabbit on instagram. Your dad is trash, Marlon Bundo, but you’re a cute bun.

Here is Fabio, who is too dumb to breathe in and out. But he’s an outstanding nap buddy.

Lol for poor people?! I’ve literally never heard anyone say that. I thought it was kind of a cliche that rich white women love their little purse dogs. What a loon.

And this little tidbit, just this one thing lets me know more about him than all other things. The man hates animals. Anyone who hates animals is a fucking piece of shit.

My daily routine involves listening to the prior night’s MSNBC lineup. Once your lunatic president sent his “my dick is bigger” tweet,that pretty much devoured the news cycle.