I saw the “RED HANDED” tweet this morning. Every time he does something stupid it as rxasperating (to say the very least), but sometimes it REALLY just hits you in the face that our President is making extremely undiplomatic statements about foreign policy and matters on social media. 

Stassa, this is a superb article and the following:

This particular hot take is more insightful than 99% of the Trump County profiles I’ve read.

The Democratic Party absolutely abandoned these voters. When a Democratic President championed and signed the Voting Rights Act and Civil Rights Act, it turned its back on everything these voters stood for.

Fake newspapering!

Well, he may have been staring at the TV while it was on once, but no way he knows what it’s about.

He also loved Moby Dick because it was all about whaling.

What are you talking about? It was an incredible movie about newspapering. So much newspapering. And citizen-ing. That guy Kane, he just newspapers so friggen much. Amazing.

Although this line -

Nothing anyone says could convince me he actually sat down and watched Citizen Kane all the way through at any point, ever.

I’m so sorry to hear that. My best to your aunt and your mom. I truly hope everything comes out for the best.

Yup. The “War on Christmas” that Fox news is terrified about is the biggest pile of Fake News.

My mom always taught me if you say happy holidays and someone gets pissy you should reply “oh I’m sorry, I misspoke. What I meant to say was ‘go fuck yourself.’”

Mike Pence was picked for his ball-handling skills.

People really do worry about the most ridiculous stuff, while letting all the important stuff just float past them.

“Oh no, I don’t do that. It’s Merry Christmas! Stop with the PC BS”

I’m a therapist and one of my clients is in her early twenties and hilarious, and she left her last session with “merry Christmas, happy holidays, kumbaya or whatever the fuck you celebrate!”

I told the checkout girl at CVS “happy whatever” and she seemed to thoroughly enjoy that.

One of the most hilarious things I observe here during the holidays in Oklahoma is watching Republicans reflexively wishing people “happy holidays” only to catch themselves right afterward and make excuses for having done so. Their horror at their self-perceived faux pas is priceless.

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.