The lab created diamonds still cost more than I’m willing to spend on a diamond. To be honest though I’m willing to spend nothing on a diamond because I don’t like them.

THIS NEEDS TO BE HIGHER UP ON THE THREAD. HOLY SHIT.

The non-supernatural stories are the woorst.

I can never decide if I’m more terrified by the supernatural stories or the real encounters. The answer is I’m terrified of everything.

It doesn’t. Has there ever been a theater shooting where the guy brought a bag? Not that I recall. The Batman shooter used the emergency exit. It’s nonsense through and through.

HELL. I hope you had good drugs.

This. I would rather have people overtly fucking around me, or clipping their nails even, than put up wiht a screaming child on a flight, or even a kid who’s never been taught to use his/her fucking indoor voice.

This is the best-told hangover story ever.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

Last time I flew a lady changed her baby on the tray table. Stood in the aisle of the plane and changed its diaper there for all to enjoy. (The baby also cried the entire 3 1/2 hr flight, but that’s another story). I know the airplane bathrooms are tiny, but no smaller than the general area each of us is assigned as a…

Sadly, I am a Mr. Hyde, which is why I checked myself into rehab more than 8 years ago and haven’t had a drink since....

I warn you, there’s a 50% chance I’ll think I can dance (I CAN’T) and a 100% chance I’m going to hug you.

I’m a firm believer in the idea that most children must be taught things like empathy, and how not to be absolute fucking savages. But a lot of people seem to think their kids will somehow just turn out to be decent people and that most of what being a parent involves is providing their children with material things.

It’s a way of feeling they have power over them. It’s on the family tree of rape, not sex.

That gif is mesmerizing. Even Jeff Goldblum’s mild disdain is sexy.

Has everyone seen this?

Emma Stone.

Nice to see floppy hats at weddings making a comeback.