“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

The fact that she is alive and well is definitely a relief, but the fact that there is no sign of a pregnancy or of a baby is troubling. I guess the best (albeit weirdest) explanation I can hope for is that she was never pregnant to begin with.

I really wonder what all these couples, who claim they won’t get married until everyone can, will do when Gay Marriage is legal. It seems to me the Supreme Court may be close to having that happen.

Honestly... Martha already admitted that she rolls a perfect joint. She doesn’t need this dude’s help smoking.

There’s no way Martha isn’t growing some organic, heirloom super-weed on her farm somewhere. Probably behind the blueberry pergola.

I’ve watched this video so many times, and I still love the psychotically overeager one that bowls over his buddy and doesn’t even stop. He’s such a little asshole, and it’s adorable.

Also, watch this

Filed under the “Tedious” tag.

I made a decision way back that I didn’t want kids. But this is making me think.

Yes, a thousand times yes

I went through that phase, too - my makeup wearing has ebbed and flowed over the years. I’ve finally played around with the routine enough that I have a number of different “levels” of makeup that I’m adept at applying and comfortable with wearing, so that if I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to go through the whole…

Colin Farrell. Always has been that way. Always will be.

I see there is no option for “Yes, I have a weird, self-destructive boner for men who actively repulse me, so I would totally sex him but give him a fake phone number.”

My husband and I are into wine, not super snobby but we do a wine vacation 2 times a year (e.g. We drive to Oregon or Walla Walla). There is a noticeable difference in quality and I hate when people insinuate that we are idiots and wasting our money. That being said, our typical wine de jour is something we picked up…

They wrote 20 short articles and made a dozen videos instead.

There was a surprising lack of drama among our exes when my husband and I got married. The only ex either of are still in contact with is my husband’s high school girlfriend. They stopped speaking for years after they split, but she started dating a friend of our about 3 years ago. He was a groomsman and she was his…

IDK why this blew up so big. Sorry!