My liver enzymes were out-fucking-rageous. I wasn't eating, so I was dangerously malnourished. Just a skinny, yellow, shivering mess. They said my nutritional deficiencies alone could kill me.

You shoulda seen my blood work, Hockeydude. When the ER doctor is like *whistles* "oh boy" when coming back with the results you know you're in trouble.

Sure, I was way worse myself. But, this old boy isn't looking too hot.

My favorite are the SEC people that land at Wall Street firms. That's not even trying to mask intentions.

I spend a lot of times in the rooms of Alcoholics Anonymous and rehab clinics and if I saw someone that looked like Bannon come in I would recommend that they get to the emergency room for detox and riding out the DTs asap.

flame thrower. Or nuke it from orbit.

I bet Easy is on his way there with a bucket of tar as we speak!

Yea, kinda dick moves.

Home of Joe Arpaio? NO WAY.

Perhaps you would like to sign my petition to have Outkast blow up Stone Mountain with Dynamite? I figure, they are local dudes, so there is that connection. Conservatives are terrified of "urban culture" in general and black men specifically, so that add some extra fun to it and, perhaps, this can be the catalyst…

Aw, what did ol' Vlad ever do to anyone?

Good point. I knew a guy who could only play 3 a.m. by Third Eye Blind and Wish you Were Here and would bust just those two songs out at about 130am at parties. Dude never went home alone. Ever.

I fucking love Army of Darkness.

Dude has banged seemingly every hot celebrity in the world. Hell, he hooks up with fucking celebrity chefs!

I think I caught sexual napalm from some rando after dollar rum and coke night back in college.

I generally try not to jump in on internet outrage against something as trite as this. But, I am sick of many of my democrat friends trying to sound "reasonable" about all of this. I'm not saying to go out and immediate attack any Trumpists you see, but fuck do I know a lot of people who really think acting above it…

see also, Megyn Kelly

I hope not! It's pretty cool for the time being

Me too. People are understandably edgy and the nazi fucks are going to be itching for a fight more than usual.

Yea, his response was awful.