Shit, maybe I just haven't been in a department store in a while. I fucking hate shopping, so it is a possibility.

Some of my most distinct snippets of memories from what must be a very, very young age - late 80s, maaaaybe early 90s are being really bored, way too warm (my mom made me wear sweaters AND starter jackets in the Pennsylvania winters) and annoyed waiting while my parents shopped in stores like this one. Something about…

I'm so fucking sick of Mike Rowe reframing conservative talking points in his above-it-all, "aww shucks, I'm just a regular guy!" style.

I interviewed performers at Farm Aid once.

Never mind. Watched the clip. That was awful.

Why not? (Legit curious.)

He went to Wharton. Probably the best business school in the country, if not the world.

It's ironic that a man who thinks he is a modern-day Jackson wants bankers running the country.

*vomits*

There is something deeply wrong with Trump. When you listen to or read his interviews from the 80s and 90s, he comes off as a narcissist asshole. Not very bright, but not intellectually disabled either.

Is this jawn dropping in the middle of the night EST?

I rarely sanction buffoonery like a doggo murder during a cold open, but I have to say I was impressed with this pilot.

He's not even mean in a way that I assumed conservatives liked. That Rooster Cogburn brand of crotchety. Trump is just a whiny fucking coward. He's exactly the kind of guy that the "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children"-meme sharing, truck drivin', real 'mericans used to claim to hate: a weak, cowardly, whiny, rich, NYC…

I, unfortunately, know so many people who think like that. Who truly believe that Donald Trump is the American fuckin' hero who is making us a superpower in the eyes of the world again.

You probably would have had to abandon one of the youngs. Xanderpuss's Choice, if you will.

EDM kids are fucking crazy. I've been to hundreds of punk shows and even jam-band concerts and while those scenes consume drugs like mad men (and women), I've never seen people party like Electronic Music Festival people. They just, like, shoot and snort research chemicals and do ketamine like deadheads smoke joints.…

Old boy got fucked up and thrown in the drunk tank. Probably ran his mouth a little and got slapped with a summary offense. I really don't see the big deal here.

Yea, heat exhaustion is no joke. I had a couple of close calls where I should have probably been hospitalized involving all-day concerts, little water and drugs.

That fuckin' heat, man. I've been to some real shit show drugged-out festivals, but I couldn't imagine doing a multi-day one in the desert during a heat wave. Swampy-ass Bonnaroo in Tennessee and summer shows in Pennsylvania were enough for me and that was when I was a younger man who prided myself on having an 18…

I've mistaken him for a woman on the radio quite a few times.