….a cuck, you might say?

You can't replicate that shagginess. Mid 80s Carpenter is very, very singular.

That sounds like a solid win for the commenters here at AVC!

That's one thing I will never understand about this personality type. Guys like O'Reilly just crave constant attention, even if it is just chaotic turmoil. He's in his 70s! Go retire! I'm in my 30s and my overarching goal is to be left the fuck alone. I just want to fly under the radar, do things I enjoy like read,…

I actually live in Allentown, which has all the rage and degradation of Philadelphia without the food, culture, jobs or museums!

Yea, on ABC in Philly Jeopardy is at 7 and Wheel at 730.

I was just thinking last night, during my daily-occurring morass of regrets and guilt, about how I wish I would have just kept smoking weed instead of moving to a tumbler of whisky to unwind after work.

Wheel of Fortune is fucking garbage for morons.

Idiotking taking over as editor in chief?! 75% more twinks?

The bassist makes the bassiest of bassey bass faces.

SOMEbody once told him that the world is gonna roll him…

He should do the entire movie on his knees like Gary Oldman in Tiptoes. Just so all you neeeeeeeeeeeeeerds stop crying about his height.

You would think white-noise machines would be standard equipment in hotel rooms. I guess the alarm/clock radio can work in a pinch.

Yea, I like when there is a power strip either on the TV stand/dresser or (even better!) the night stand. Some older chains have a plug on the night-table lamps, but those always seem dated and like a fire hazard.

Murray is bad, real bad. But the CEO of Massey takes the fucking cake. That guys was actively lobbying to kill his employees in the name of profit.

I know coal miners. Much of my family until *my* generation were coal miners. They aren't even fucking dumb enough to think coal jobs are coming back to Pennsylvania.

May I borrow $5? Um…keep swinging, uh, webheads? Right? Go marvel!

Speed is a really great action movie. A lot of it is ludicrous, but it's so fun and, obviously, fast paced.

We need a real judge dredd situation.

Are you registered to vote? That puts you in the running for jury duty.