I know that there are some floppers in the house!

God, Disclosure is awful.

I call Roomba!

They should make the entrepreneurs pitch to Steve asshole Harvey while a little person sitting on a giant's shoulders inside a suit of armor tries to beat them to death with a large mallet.

Yea, Jesse did not seem okay in that doc. And that not-okayness surely led to some of his odd behavior when there, like accusing the venue security of being in on the attacks and such.

That's fucking ridiculous. People in the midwest are fucking ridiculous.

Guys, this might come as a shock to you squares. But, a lot of pizza delivery people sell drugs.

Well, from a ghost! I'm not an asshole.

Word up.

Dude. dude.

When I was still drinking I used to see those bottles at the state store all of them time - they are like fucking $75 for a fifth!

The fucking Blues Brothers alone gives him a lifetime pass for me.

Can you imagine getting sued by James Woods? I'd laugh and laugh. I mean, it would be a bummer to lose money. But, the entire thing would be pretty novel.

I'm willing to go to literal war over the Big Trouble in Little China Remake!

Rza !?

Verbatim my reaction to reading this.

Smile was even good, until it wasn't.

Our President said it happened because your mayor is a stupid and that because the murderous cowards didn't use guns we aren't debating it enough in the US.

Were the monkeys infected… With RAGE?!?

I like adult coloring books, although it has led me to possibly the dorkiest thing that I own. And that is saying something.