I use it because I am a dumb. :-(

Why…why do this?

It sounds creepy, but I like showing friends new to the area cool stuff. I guess if it's like that it is okay. Like, "Hey, here is a cool thing I like! Cool right?" Rather than like "Here, in America, we give blowjobs to say hello!"

Ravenous is fucking awesome.

If someone woke me up from cryogenic sleep because they were horny and damned me to an eternity with them until we eventually die I think I'd probably kill them. Because, essentially, what they did to you is worse than death. "I'm forcing you to spend a lifetime alone with me because I have the sads!"

I don't necessarily think it's weird to get naked around people. I'm…I, uh, I don't like clothes much. I'm not, like, full-on nudist. But, as long as everyone is a consenting adult, often clothes are optional in my social circle. It's less sexual than it is everyone just being really, really comfortable with each…

The Sister Sara I mean has two mules.

Sister Sara was pretty badass.

People are fond of 13 Going on 30?!

The same way Henry Cavill's Clark Kent got to work at his world's premiere newspaper after spending his life working on…like, crab boats and oil derricks.

I hate to admit it, but he was calling a Trump victory in the general even before the man won the primaries. I don't think anyone had that kind of faith that early on.

What Limbaugh espouses is repugnant, but I will always stand by my assertion that he is a skilled broadcaster.

What I know about Jackson is mostly from Meacham's work, "American Lion." So, this isn't sourced from multiple places, but from what I know of the man and his temperament, had the south succeeded from the Union during Jackson's presidency - assuming that he would have fought to preserve the Union and despite being a…

The scene where Moore leaves… I forget what, but he leaves some kind of Antigun material outside of Charlton Heston's house after Heston refuses to see him all dramatically in Bowling for Columbine is so stupid and over the top. I think that's when I kinda turned on Moore.

Ivanka was giving Justin some eyes and it made daddy jealous so you can't ship us "wood" anymore. It's all very Freudian.

It's because the dictator likes him and made fun of Obama using middle-school-level insults. That's all it takes to win Trump's heart

The interview coming out today where he doesn't understand why the civil war happened and calls the architect of the trail of tears a "man with a big heart" who could have stopped a war that started 16 years after he died is fucking appalling. What in the actual fuck is wrong with Trump? Bro, if you don't understand…

"Putter, can you go start Daddy's car for him? You haven't noticed any men in scally caps lurking about, have you?"

You are absolutely right. I'm just being knee jerky because I find the current political climate so disorienting.

It took over five years to do it, but a small-town newspaper burned me out pretty hard in the end. As you noted, working on a skeleton crew, generally being unappreciated, writing commercial pieces more than stuff you are really proud of…it adds up. I know some people can and do handle it for decades - hell, one of…