It was just one Filipino player brawling at first, but then the rest decided to Tagalo(n)g.

I don’t know how many times I’ve already a world class defender in the penalty box trying to make himself look bigger by throwing his arms over his head. Like I cannot understand why they would do that as, yeah, you look bigger, but you are essentially inviting a penalty spot.

Nice of El Tri to loan green(ish) jerseys to Germany so that they could shit the bed worse.

Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing landscaping.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

I thought they were pretty close. The snout was more of a tight, short, precise strike, like a right cross to the jaw. The tail smack doesn’t appear to have quite as much direct force behind it, but definitely has more torque and probably more gator weight hitting that lady in the head.

Florida resident here. The last thing you want is for an alligator to enter a residential area. For them to do that, it likely means they’re hungry and not getting the food they need close to their home. God forbid a young child or dog get within range of that thing.

I knew America’s hard-working journalists would come through for me.

the tail smack looked worse than the snout smack

He SLOWLY rolled out of the bed just to announce: “Round 2, motherfuckers!”

He didn’t want to get shot.

Don’t sleep on the gator rolling its ass back out of the truck and staring that dude down.

*cop tazes gator*

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

Sounds good. I’m in.

Ruined how? This is the most interesting track event I’ve personally watched. Hell, change the height of every barrier around the track and don’t tell the athletes ahead of time which ones are higher or lower, make them make a split second decision as they sprint towards it. Do they try to jump it, do they go under,…

Kneejerk (but likely factual) “because money” reaction aside, this whole thing seems like they tried to cover up a minor issue decades ago, then they had to cover up the fallout, then they had to cover up the covering, then they had to silence the next victims, THEN they had to get proactive about covering up…

The Finals are so over I just saw a Puerto Rican child wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers 2018 NBA World Champions shirt on CNN.

Police: “Alright, everyone. Who started this brawl? I promise that charges will be brought against anyone guil-”