Shouts to the FedEx Forum DJ for dropping The Gap Band right after Crowder hit that shot, too. Banger.

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

He can’t have it both ways,

I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it. For the record, this is coming from a bitter Kings fan who has historically been accurately described as a “hater” of LeBron and every other basketball player who has declined to enjoy the relatively small market and high income tax paradise of…

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

I never understood the logic:  Take a city that hasn’t cared about NFL football for about 20 years.  Put a team there, wait a year, then put another team there.  Why?  Maybe if the Chargers were there alone their fans would follow and make some new ones, but once the Rams were there, the Chargers were not getting any…

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Yeah, there’s no way the Bruins management changed the tread depth (technical seating terminology for the horizontal distance from one row to the next) when replacing seats. So if they didn’t change the seat width either, then the problem must be that the seats themselves take up more room, which points to the padding…

As a 6'7 man, I suggest we burn them all at the stake, then parade their charred corpses infront of the younger generation to ensure the message is received.

How the hell does anyone in the middle of a row get up and use the restroom without the entire aisle having to vacate for them? This is infuriating to even look at.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Totally fuck Qatar. What a disaster of a host for anything that is ostensibly fun.