Shit like this happens all the time.

I first learned this was a real thing a few years ago in college when I got a gig as a security guard. I was assigned to the Latin Grammys at the Shrine Auditorium, and during the course of the day got to talking with several coworkers. Somehow the topic of our pay came up, and this guy told me that for him working…

This is actually a violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which is pretty impressive.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he definitely believes in witchcraft and probably has AIDS.

Two of my favorite things about the O'Leary grand slam: While the Indians intentionally walk Nomar my dad goes into a Frank Constanza tirade on how O'Leary sucks and Williams is an idiot for leaving Reggie Jefferson off the playoff roster. O'Leary hits the grand slam and in the mayhem that ensues in our living room I…

"Check your privilege" doesn't seem obnoxious in this case.

This is both the best and worst thing I saw today.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It is so sad that such hard working individuals cannot enjoy what their labors bring to others.

This is actually heartbreaking. Bittersweet.

There is a side-note to this story, in that it is not just how lucky we are to enjoy things like chocolate, but how lucky we are to have the infinite access to information to satisfy our curiosity. With the flick of a switch we are on the internet and can watch videos about the uses of cocoa, the production process,…

The NFL put a team in Jax because Art Modell's evil ass led the campaign to put it there so he could keep Baltimore available for his own plans. Not only did he intentionally submarine the league by knowingly putting a team in a city where the fanbase was not going to be strong, he did that so he could fuck over…

Modell took a lot of taxpayer money to then turn around and screw them so no they shouldn't have to get over it. Modell was a scum bag. I don't care about the Browns in the slightest but I do understand why they despise him.

Baltimore fans weren't coming to Colts games, and the Maryland legislature moved to seize the team via eminent domain. Baltimore FORCED Irsay to move. Modell had a full stadium, and had held the Indians in indentured servitude via the stadium lease. Modell was a greedy, inept dunce who hurt people. Fuck him and fuck…