I'm always amazed by how easy it is to generate book sales for gross right wing bros. He goes on MSNBC, says something dumb, lady-blogs and lefties pounce on his dumb comments, then he retreats back to Fox News and talks about how he's being persecuted. Conservatives fall in behind this gross old dude, buy his book,…

I am so thankful to have gotten the fuck out of high school before phones/cameras/social media became ubiquitous.

I think a far more entertaining story would be the reaction in Bristol when they realized that they got scooped by SI. Did John Skipper throw a chair through a window? Did Chad Ford hide in a bathroom stall? And did the two or three legitimate journalists there secretly fist pump because they wouldn't have to be…

He smacked her so hard the pain went across to the other side. This is also know as slapping the shit outta someone.

Us soccer has played 11 matches in World cups since 2003. They have 2 wins.

Cameroon TV's intro to the match broadcast was awesome.

I identify with this(the first part). When I was a kid, I used to watch every IU basketball game with my dad, brother, and Mom (that where I learned to swear- "Jesus Christ, Bobby!"), argued with other kids on the bus whether Ricky Calloway was better than Glen Rice (turns out I was wrong on that one), hurt my hands…

Sydney Leroux hhnngnnngngng

The thing about "old women" is that you will be one. It's a fate avoidable only through death. And all the shitty stuff you've said or will say about middle-aged women will then be applicable to you—especially to you because you will have spent your youth convincing yourself that middle aged is "old." It will be a…

"I wish he would have taken more money to play somewhere else so I wouldn't have to live in fucking San Antonio."

I would have at least brought up the divorce. Stop lobbing these kids softballs.

To get a Super Bowl cities typically need a new stadium - New Orleans, Tampa, Miami excepted due to fabulous weather. And who usually pays for at least part of the new stadiums? Minnesota taxpayers ponied up $506 million for the new one there.

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You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

We will see this kid in the WWE in 20 years, already has experience bouncing off mats, or in this case grass. Good catch dad!

I think the joke there is that it looks like an anus.

I wonder what police would have done if she had been feeding the homeless or something?

My low standards for police are confirmed when I feel like praising them for not arresting her. It's like giving every man who doesn't rape people a cookie!

I believe I detected sarcasm in his voice.