To get a Super Bowl cities typically need a new stadium - New Orleans, Tampa, Miami excepted due to fabulous weather. And who usually pays for at least part of the new stadiums? Minnesota taxpayers ponied up $506 million for the new one there.

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You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

We will see this kid in the WWE in 20 years, already has experience bouncing off mats, or in this case grass. Good catch dad!

I think the joke there is that it looks like an anus.

I wonder what police would have done if she had been feeding the homeless or something?

My low standards for police are confirmed when I feel like praising them for not arresting her. It's like giving every man who doesn't rape people a cookie!

I believe I detected sarcasm in his voice.

white people love kevin durant because he makes bryant gumble look like malcolm x.

Hey, he might be an idiot but I give the guy all the credit in the world for being a good sport and for having a good sense of humor.

Man, emotional outburst like that at the Masters are unacceptable. Definitely a thug.

not for nothing - the kid Marcus Lewis who won I thought deserves at least a mention -

In the NFL that celebration is a fine, penalty and possible ejection from the game.

I'm a professor at a mid-level university without the benefit of graduate students so I do a lot of grading. I can tell you this isn't just happening at powerhouse sports universities, it is happening everywhere. Every high school in America has a few standout atheletes who might not have a chance at making the pros,…

So 50,000 man hours, that's 25 people working full time (North American standards) for a year. Sounds like only the supreme committee has not had any injuries/fatalities. Interesting fact for him to bring up.

Now who's laughing?

Wrong. Joakim Noah's sister and mother are both things of beauty.

Obligatory.

Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.