J Kidd: "Alright Collins, let's keep it simple out there, play your game, and keep your eye on the back door."

Your translator is indeed wonky. Instead of "I earn it, motherfucker" it should be "I earn it, you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,…

Miracle cover by Baylor (-5.5) in OT, courtesy of this shot.

Michael Sam has 2 siblings that were murdered, 1 disappear and declared dead and 2 in prison. I'd be inclined to do the opposite of whatever the hell dad Sam Sr. says.

The Winter X-games always wanted to be like the Winter Olympics. In the end the Winter Olympics became more like the Winter X-games.

Olympic official 1: "What's that smell coming out of the snowboard trailer?"
Olympic official 2 : "It smells like someone is smoking some sort of herb.... like sage maybe."
Olympic official 1: [Enters trailer sees Parrot and Toutant weeping]: "Never mind false alarm must just be the smell of Sage smoking you."

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time.

Shirtless, a cross necklace, professional wrestling attire and cheap out-of-style khakis. This guy is every Walmart customer rolled into one.

Can anyone in the video production business give us an idea of the cost of producing an ad like this?
And what he paid for a 2:00 block?

Personal injury lawyers have nothing on intellectual property lawyers:

This takes me back actually. I grew up watching the Broncos get annihilated in Super Bowls back in the 80's.

I understand high ticket prices, but the concessions prices at all events boggle my mind. They are the worst kind of fuck you to the customers.

Sounds like people need to take this guy's advice.

He further noted that even after leaving the NFL, Darryl Stingley and Mike Utley continued to have exceptionally strong biceps and triceps.

"Athletes need to shut up and do their jobs and stop being a source of controversy in interviews." - media, on Richard Sherman.

1. There's a "situation" to "monitor"? Like, is Lynch participating in the protests in Kiev or something? Are they worried he's going to leave New Jersey before the game? The entire story is, 'Did this guy talk to us? He did not.' How hyperbolic can you get?

Bill Barnwell managed to write an entire piece about Marshawn Lynch on Grantland yesterday without getting within 1000 miles of the guy. The PFWA's complaint seems to be that Lynch is making them do actual fucking work. Fuck those dinosaurs.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

Trust me, your kids will grow up to be lazy, drug abusing, leach off their parents, no good wastes of space like the rest of us. Third generation does the trick.

Who wouldn't ? He's The Guy from That Thing, duh.