So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

I really don’t think he goes in. I know he’s trending upward but I really think there are enough people who will just refuse to put him in that he’s got a ceiling. 

As an American, I have so many questions. First of all, what’s a Tottenham?

So your solution is to have a drunken, profane, loud, belligerent man AND a shrieker?

Kick out both and then everyone can enjoy the game.

I’m sure you didn’t set out to prove my point, but thanks all the same

Zing and a miss

Every venue that has ever hosted a live sporting event is filled with drunken, profane, loudly belligerent men, but here we have a woman who’s distinguished herself cheering the actual game action singled out and silenced.

The kids cast as ‘employees’ are undoubtedly taking their cues from producers, who are likely promising them that they’re the new & improved version of “The Hills” (which, having gone off the air in 2010 when most of this cast was starting middle school, will draw nothing but blank looks.) But in Lindsay’s case,…

It’s also quite possible/likely that Lohan isn’t actually the boss of anyone there, doesn’t own the club and has no actual input into it’s running.  She’s just being paid to use her name.

These people signed contracts to be performers just like the people on all the other “reality” shows.

These aren’t real employees anymore than she’s a real employer.

Agreed. I guffawed at a .9 Magary Level.

I would love to see Deadspin only cover anything related to Qatar’s human rights atrocities when it comes to the WC. Don’t discuss the games, don’t show highlights, only discuss what has been a major loss of human lives and a gross misuse of power to put on a fucking soccer tournament.

Anonymous released Hilary’s emails but not Trump’s tax returns, which says all you need to know about Anonymous. Also every member of Anonymous I’ve met has been a middle aged white man who bragged about being a member, which is like, too ironic to even laugh at.

whooo boy you really haven’t been paying attention. 4chan’s been right-leaning for about 4 years at this point. “Anonymous” as much as it was ever a thing at all are a bunch of alt-right idiots these days.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: never sit directly on a public toilet seat

“No, no no. He’s merely ‘honoring’ him.” -Dan Snyder.

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

“....boring New York dyke...”

Hey everyone!! I found that guy!!