Alexi Lalas.

More efficient planes would justify less efficient cars.

Subsidize trains. If overnight trains were not so shitty and rare, when traveling with kids I wouldn’t mind doing an overnight train trip to the Midwest. Put them in their bunks and watch Netflix. Beats dragging them through the airport and sitting on the runway, etc etc

Look, the lie detector said he actually really likes it. 

It’s a real mystery why you have so many ex-gfs they would drink a whole box of tea if they were in one place at one time 

There are a lot of middle managers living in suburbs everywhere that think that’s hot. Think of all those people who bought Chrysler Sebrings. BUT ITS A TRUCK!

Is there a reason for dealerships? They seem to exist exclusively to fuck consumers? I’d be very happy to buy cars from amazon. 

Excuses. You’re in our boat now.

The story is just weird and interesting. Calm down. Also, if you like seeing F1 cars on the track, what goes on with the sponsors is relevant.

You want to get it, fine. But don’t keep it. What do you need a dumb baseball for? Kids are stupid enough to think the ball matters, let them have it. Go buy yourself a baseball. If there’s someone in your life that you need to impress by OWNING a walk off homerun ball, stop talking to them, or just lie to them and…

See, you make your point in the last two grafs.

This probably isn’t true, but I feel like the requirements to become famous are lower. I mean, you had to be attractive or interesting in some way. A lot of these influencers are just awful in every way you can imagine.

Jesus Christ. I don’t think Jalopnik did anything wrong—if you couldn’t guess Mercedes would be 1-2, you’re not a real fan, and the excitement is always behind the front—but you’re being a dick.

Yeah, but he didn’t. He enabled a violent monster for decades and did nothing to protect the women his son terrorized.

Here, read this, and tell me that Jerry Remy doesn’t bear responsibility: https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/03/22/remy/xFRaOQqrnZ1S1pfLa2eKgK/story.html

How about volumes of court documents showing how Jerry Remy enabled his shitbag son for years? https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/03/22/remy/xFRaOQqrnZ1S1pfLa2eKgK/story.html

They’re entertainers whose job is to perform the public. This is what they do and they are paid handsomely to do it.

Orioles aren’t even from Baltimore. They summer there, and hateful Marylanders assume they’re from they’re from Bawlmer, hon, and just vacation in the tropics. Sorry Tommy from Towson, other other way round. 

It was very hard to see that there was any contact at all. They lucked the fuck out.

If they had lost that celebration scandal would’ve been all we talked about until the USMNT did something even more spectacularly stupid.