I might be in love with this judge.

Katy and Orlando are the anti-Hiddleswift and I welcome them with open arms.

Leslie Jones is the best American Olympics commentator. Bob Costas can retire.

Taylor - use an umbrella. Stop walking weird.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

I think Bill Cosby is almost certainly guilty of everything these women claim, but this is not even remotely suspicious or underhanded. It would be borderline malpractice for his lawyer not to attend.

Sounds like she’s got those parts pretty covered!

Hot take: I don’t care if she came first. Mariah Carey is a third rate Beyoncé with shitty music and a shittier personality.

Because of her media presence it’s hard to forget that she’s Oprah, but unlike some of these actors I never got the sense that she was playing herself.

Taylor Swift fans are like Donald Trump supporters.

This is such a bizarre thing to do. I’m sure the paps are annoying as hell, but why not just, I dunno, wear huge sunglasses and breeze on by them? Maybe wear a hat and shield your face with your hand if you're feeling especially over it on a particular day. This is just fucking weird.

because we’re not as cool as you.

swift only gives photos the paps want when she’s with a fake boyfriend.

What a fucking idiot. You chose this life, just walk past the cameras, smile and get in the fucking car like a normal human. Some celebrities are just asses.

The “stop picking on her! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HER? SHE’S JUST A REGULAR GIRL?” comments are too much for me.

That sideways walk is sups creepy

As I said, she wants to have her cake and eat it too. She wants to be the center of attention as a celebrity, which includes being followed by the paparazzi even when she doesn’t look her best, but she also wants to be able to pick and choose when they follow her. Sorry, fame doesn’t work like that, especially not…

Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.

If she only pursued attention when performing or marketing her music, you would have a point. She doesn’t. She is constantly pursuing attention. Her fans know literally everything about her life by design.

While I’m sure that having a zillion cameras all up in your face every single day, snapping their shutters like so many cicadas beating their wings must be a very bad way to live