Ah, so she went the ‘post a photo of both of us, in which the person whose birthday it is looks worse than I do’ route. Better than last year, I guess.

Taylor: Hey Karlie! My publicists finally decided to do something about my little “over exposure” issue so I can’t hang out right now. Can you pick some flowers for yourself, put them in a vase and post a pic of them next to your laptop’s screensaver so everyone will know I still have friends? Thx! XOXO 😘

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

So it’s cool for her fans to go after other people because Beyonce might be scared they’d go after her if she spoke up?

I imagine the justification is some combination of jail overcrowding, insufficient shower facilities, insufficient hygiene supplies, and too few staff to get people to showers. That’s unacceptable, but our detention facilities are often overcrowded and understaffed, and there’s often nobody doing sanity checks on…

I watched and barely listened because what got me was that woman. Standing there with her head down, probably embarrassed but also scared because if she could spend 3 days in jail being denied that, what would happen to her when she got back there.

The reason is almost certainly staffing. Any time jail inmates are moved from one area of the jail to another (such as between the showers and the holding area) they need an escort by multiple officers. That can be a logistical hassle for smaller jails, so they may just decide to solve the problem by skipping showers.

Judge Amber Wolf:

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

perfect gif choice

IM GLAD KIM HAS SNAPCHAT TOO

That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.

Re: Miley and Liam

Arrgh. As a Liverpool FC fan, I cannot (and will not) click on over to The S*n but I need more details on the excuses why Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood wasn’t clinging on Hiddlebore’s arm at CC.

The Kimye thing probably threw him for a loop.

Prediction: (1) Tom and Taylor going to get married and (2) he’ll never attain the kind of recognition/fame he’s hungry for. He’ll always be in her shadow. Then: they’ll have kids, and he’ll secretly love being a dad more than he thought he’d love being famous. The house-husband role will start to suit him. He’ll work…

In that picture Tom looks like he is being walked by Taylor to his own execution or at the very least a prostate exam. She’s telling him about the song she has started writing about it.

That would be my best guess. The story becomes them and not the film.

Isn’t anyone else laughin over the “Harambe’s Revenge” line?

Poor Tom. I get the feeling this isn’t going the way he expected.