Excuse my language but these fucking vulgarians can just fuck right off. I don’t give a flying fuck what they do to their own lungs in the interest of staying thin but smoking in the GODDAMN METROPOLITAN enrages me. Vapid twits.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

the governor of kentucky is clearly suffering from a separation of church and state anxiety disorder.

Political Apprentice

Not even a little bit. That first tweet about how mean Nordstrom was for dropping her line didn’t come from Daddy’s phone, it came from her. She’s the one driving this whining. She’s Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. (Her father is also Veruca Salt, in a weird twist.)

I have actually been watching the whole episode the last few weeks, which I haven’t done in many years. This cast and these stars, it’s like the old days. I love it.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

Yea she’s really big into the “girls don’t poop” thing. So I’ve never liked her since then. Hard for women to be seen as equals when we have to pretend we don’t have normal, healthy bodily functions and must be sterile and pristine at all times.

Chelsea Peretti is very interesting to me. On the one hand, I saw her stand-up special and was unimpressed. On the other hand, she’s a standout among standouts on Brooklyn 99. So, happy for her and the hubby!

They’ve enacted this Muslim ban knowing full well that it would be unenforceable but they didn’t care because they knew (rightfully) that it would be the only thing we talk about for a week. That way nobody pays much attention to all of the other horrible shit they’re doing like gutting Dodd-Frank, getting back to…

“But Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are two sides of the same coin. SEND A MESSAGE! VOTE JILL STEIN! VOTE BERNIE SANDERS! VOTE YOUR MOM! WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?”

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Oh my gosh this is wonderful!! And he looks so happy, hahaha.

I think that this is a good time to remind people that Netanyahu, long an opponent of Oslo and any two-state solution, first came to power following the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin.

And isn’t it funny how Trumpers are all about cutting foreign aide but not to Israel? Kind of like how they think all unions should be abolished but not cop or fire unions. It’s almost as if they aren’t ideologically consistent

“...and friendships require mutual respect.” And Netanyahu has been exceedingly disrespectful to this administration for eight years. He’s a scumbag murderer who doesn’t want peace. He thinks financial aid will increase with Trump “no nation building” in office? What a maroon.