well OBVIOUSLY worse for her. I can only hope she didn’t suffer too much or have time to feel much fear. But just hearing her friend talk about it...or the person she moved over for...I can’t imagine how helpless one would feel in that moment.

This is so sweet. It makes me teary eyed. BUT NOT AS TEARY EYED AS ALL THE ANGRY BROS!

I feel the need to come back and apologize for my sarcastic tone. The air-conditioning is broken and I have a Category 5 case of PMS. I do feel that your moniker crosses the line between darkly funny and disrespectful of those who don’t share your coping mechanism. Should’ve left it there.

A conspiracy theorist friend has noted this, and that she hangs around an inordinate number of 16 year old girls as evidenced in photos taken at the Selena Gomez concert. This friend thinks Tay may have a bit of the Peter Pan syndrome, a la MJ.

I LOVE that Celebitchy and other sites are calling them “Tiddles.” It just perfectly encompasses the smarmy, saccharine, basic-ness of it all.

[grimacing intensifies]

Sure Tom.

Sure thing Tom. I understand your need for privacy in your new, low-key relationship.

Tom Hiddleston would just like to talk about his work, thank you very much.

Unless you are doing something shaddy (get it?), you will never have a problem with the cops.

If only he weren’t acting so free....

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Ordinarily, yes, but it’s the exact detail you pointed out that sways me. Why would Hiddles be a bigger hindrance to his plans than Harris? Because that’s what the script says, that’s why.

Tay, the mouth breathing and combover need to stop.

Guess he’s not that big of a fan, the whole internet knew she was on her way to Australia this morning.

Okay, so there’s one man who’s a worse match-up for Taylor Swift than Tom Hiddleston. Fair enough.

Because Emily Ratajkowski is annoying.

Look at Jah Rule making sense of all this, just like Chappelle said he would. Jah is here, he’s woke and he’s ready.

God I hate Emily whatsherface. A) blurred lines music video B) gone girl c) “but when a women who is sexual” comes right after Lena Dunham and Justin Bieber. If Lena Dunham doesn’t fit her definition of a “woman who is sexual”, then I don’t know what to fucking tell her. What she probably means is “sexy”, in which…