MAC has had an "Underage" lipglass for YEARS (it was my jam for a while), and to my knowledge no one has made a stink about it. Any MAC kids, here?

In high school, about 15 of us headed to Salt Lake City for the national DECA competition, and unfortunately, our state drew the short straw on hotels. Our dungeon was the Quality Inn, and it has put me off on Quality Inns ever since.

People are really overreacting here. I mean, people overreact here on the regular, but this is such a non story with which to stoke the rage fire.

Seriously. I've done a lot of theater that's required me to be laced up, and eating (or drinking anything carbonated, for that matter) isn't exactly a pleasant experience.

Unless the IUD was never put before the FDA for political reasons, I can't say that there's really a "rant" warranted about it being released in Europe first. As myself and others have pointed out before, there is far more testing required for drug and medical/ surgical device approval in the US, one of the reasons…

"I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?"

I used to work with surgical devices and pharmaceuticals, and they were thorough to a fault. Almost every submitted drug or device is slapped with an "amend and resubmit", meaning that you are eligible to resubmit to the FDA within 10-12 months. In pharmaceuticals, they are over EVERYTHING. Since I wrote copy, we…

I'm not sure how I should feel about her. Maybe Jezebel could write another 20 articles.

It's important to note here that "sorority house" refers specifically to the designated house on campus, or on that campus's Greek Row. Many universities do not have this feature, so Greeks typically live in multiple private residences off campus. In those cases, since there is no "sorority house", this regulation…

As many people have pointed out repeatedly on this post, this is one email from one chapter of one sorority on one campus, and that this is not a universal experience, and many people would argue that it's not even a normative one. As many people have pointed out, we think this is crazy and hilarious, too.

Honestly, I agree, and that's coming from someone who was in Greek Life (and band!). Half the time I wonder if a lot of this stuff is apocrypha, since I can't point to a single sorority story I've encountered that was this insane. And sisters always talk among themselves about the crazy stuff that goes on, and other…

Have you ever joined a club? And did that club have dues to pay, supplies to buy, and uniforms/ shirts/ etc that you wore to identify yourself as a member of that club and show support of it? And did you really get along with the people in that club, and they became some of your best friends and a surrogate family?…

"Have you ever read the book or heard of the book 'Encyclopedia Brown'?" he asked, referring to a series about a boy detective. "That's the capacity in which I help them. I don't go out of my way to discuss the kind of, shall we say, clandestine work I do, because the nature of the work has to be clandestine in order…

I'm sitting in the middle of a busy office and damn near had to stop myself from giving this comment a standing ovation. People aren't fucking accessories you buy in order to look like a more well-rounded person.

According to the policies of the company I work for, that DUI scenario is covered providing that the individual didn't get them in a company vehicle on company time.

It's really been the norm for a while, honestly. I've been lurking around here long enough to remember the "too smart to be raped" interview, and the critiques that were lobbied at the individual in question back then were met with outright hostility.

"ego"

I, for one, can't believe that Sweet Home Alabama neglected to mention poverty, decades of segregation, lax educational standards, and how sipping whiskey from a bottle without even thinking about tomorrow could be code for depressive, alcoholic behavior.

I thought this was more of an, "in paradise, we'll be together as a family" type of comment. Which is kind of frightening. Imagine meeting your fetus in heaven. What would you do? Play catch with it?

I guess the point is that, unless it's a late-term abortion, there is little to no "severity" of the procedure. You literally are under for less than 15 minutes. Open heart surgery, even the initial angioplasty necessary to determine blockage, takes over an hour to complete and are rarely outpatient procedures. Couple…