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True! Mine didn’t hurt more than a light period, but I was 700 DOLLARS poorer after it. I paid my bills late to afford it.

As someone whose company owns 55% of Mariott’s shares, I say bring it on! We get discounts for staying at the Mariott, but Starwood hotels are more awesome, IMHO.

Yeah; I used Starwood hotels a lot, and about 90% of the people at our the guest receptions were business travelers, not rich assholes looking for additional perks while traveling on their own dime.

Yes; he just thought he had to hang out there for a while, and it was determined that he was “well made” and didn’t suffer from phimosis as was commonly claimed. It was actually Marie Antoinette’s favorite brother the Emperor Joseph that showed up to Versailles and FINALLY taught him the birds and the bees.

Exactly. I compare myself to others a lot, although it oftentimes tends to be in a career-trajectory sense. If I feel that I’m not pretty like that person, or as gregarious as another, I evaluate whether or not I actually want to prioritize that in myself over other things. If I do, I make an action plan, and if I

If you’ve never needed lube, it is likely that you’ve never had sex sessions that have lasted longer than two hours.

Exactly. Not to mention that people have and continue to utilize blood donation as a free testing service for a whole host of bloodborne illnesses, something which has a cost to the blood bank and can potentially divert labor and resources.

Not only that, but it doesn’t seem like she exhausted her options. There was literally no way she could pump and leave a supply with the sitter she clearly can afford to hire and bring to a conference with her? This is clearly an educated, well off woman that actually HAS options other than bringing her child with

Basically, this. This piece reeks of entitlement. How many people were at this conference? Do all of them, or some of them, or even two of them have to be more uncomfortable because of your child?

There’s nothing wrong with being Lesbian! Wasn’t Danny Thomas one?

This is quite possibly the best show that ever existed. EVER.

The soldiers video was Kendall, but Nia’s was FAR creepier, since it was a bunch of guys in Speedos gyrating behind her most of the time.

Another “mommy makeover” patient, a 33-year-old women from Manchester, New Hampshirewrites of a husband willing to put off the purchase of a new car to foot the bill for her surgery, because he “knows that this is the only thing that will fix me.”

I am nearly translucent, and remember being in Nice and burning so badly that I actually started blistering halfway through the day. I went to a French pharmacy and got my lobster claws on Vichy’s Capital Soleil After Sun cream. You can get it on Amazon, and it’s a freaking lifesaver.

According to the USDA, 16 million children go hungry every day in this country. 20% of children in this country live in poverty. 40% of children in low income families are not prepared for primary schooling, and children below the poverty line are 1.3 times more likely to have developmental delays or learning

Honestly, George Carlin was right on the fucking money about this. “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

Based on the nominee run, I am hoping and praying for Uncle Joe to step into the race, or for the GOP nominee to be so batshit crazy that it turns people towards Bernie.

RuPaul tells me that the “C” is for “Charisma”. Either way, you’re doing the lord’s work, here.

Do you eat meat? I bet you do. Don’t you know that TEH PIGZ are suffering, too! Why are you so upset about a lion? Anger over poaching is a First World Problem; don’t you know that Zimbabwe is a shithole? How many people dies this week? Don’t you CARE unless it’s a CUTE ANIMAL?!

Eh, I’m from Minnesota, and I’d take NY or Boston nice any day of the week. Minnesotans aren’t really “nice”, we’re just polite. I just find that people from the East Coast are more direct, which, being a direct person myself, I appreciate.