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Glorious god like leader was born knowing how to fly.

Lentils, duh.

“It’s okay to have a Rice Krispies Treat a few times a week. My kids eat ice cream every single day!”

My Year In Gawker Hate Mail

I started working at Gawker.com in April of last year, and ever since, I’ve received a constant barrage of always

Question: Is there a name for that phenomenon whereby you use 3 or 4 tissues to blow your nose very thoroughly, then twist the tissue into a point and dig in there after it to get out the chunks, but then notice that your nose is still rattling with all the wet strings that STILL wouldn’t come out and wouldn’t let go

Dude,Where’s My Car (driving)?

The Tesla didn’t know what to make of the low flying helicopter.

Crash

I actually found the solution recently, and it’s something that makes sense even though it’s fairly passive-aggressive of Kinja to do: It’s Adblock that’s causing you to be unable to star comments.

stay cool :D

I like the idea of cooling your cats and using them as pillows. Best thing Lifehacker has ever come up with!

It’s a miracle they apologized at all. Usually they just film the destruction while laughing:

Yes, employers will no longer be able to abuse young professionals by paying them pennies and requiring that they work effectively off the clock.

I recommend giving it the old college try and by that I mean “drag it out into the street and set it on fire while you and your friends stand around drinking beer.”

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Reasonable my ass: here he is acting like a pouty toddler when confronted in his stance of disallowing rape crisis counselors from telling rape victims they are allowed to have abortions. There’s nothing moderate, adult, or redeeming about this vile, dishonest cretin.