“As soon as the Stockholm Syndrome victims wake up and realize there are plenty of good alternatives out here...”

This is the only correct answer!

I still use CS3.

Me too! I’ve been using my copy that a friend of mine got from the Adobe company store ages ago and everything is just fine. I was toying with their video editing software a couple of months ago, but the inability to actually buy my software caused me to go with Pinnacle Studio Pro instead.

Twitter is an important barometer for the representative stupidity of Western Civilization in real time.

A more generalized headline would read: "Protocols are greater than Platforms".

I am so sick of Big Tech and Big Data fucking around with our information.

Now they just need to get the spaceship part built and we’re sorted!

Whoops...

As a middle-aged, sedentary computer nerd of Irish and Scottish extraction, I’ve also wondered why people have butts, as I do just fine without one.

Though I do own a lot of belts.

Great find.

I read once, a goodly while ago, that Canada only had two seasons: winter, and road repair.

Yeah, Facebook definitely programmed me. It programmed me to not use Facebook because it’s shit.

If he hires an army of mimes, he can convince the MAGAhats that he already built it.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to tell him we’re building it, but not?

“We’ve never actually resolved the object,” Murray said. “All we can do is track the glitch.”