Hmm, we might have to agree to disagree on him not being an evil person in general. This is the guy who chose to head the FRC and condemn gay/trans/etc. people as evil perverts and child molesters themselves. Even if I thought the molestation in and of itself wasn’t enough to make him “evil”, his actions as an adult…

Hahahahah you seriously think there is such a thing as racism against white Englishmen, that is hilarious.

You don’t need to actually write “regardless of anything the British will tell you” in a food article. It’s always implied. The only good thing about British food is that they all know it’s terrible, so send all of their cooks to learn in other countries, like France, and eat a lot of Indian food.

I’m choosing to believe that Pizza Hut staffers have to pack up their office supplies in pizza boxes.

Pinkham’s Law strikes again.

Yes, I am certain the parents of children on the spectrum are submitting photos to this Instagram account in fucking droves.

I can’t read about Tamir Rice without crying. It’s so awful. And now this. I admire his mother’s restraint. I think if he were my child, I’d want Cleveland to be a smoking ruin and to drink out of the skulls of the police officers who shot him. People say rioting isn’t the answer, but it depends on what the question…

Raise your hand if your middle name is Marie. *raises hand*

Or you could just hand them the extra change and ask them to give you back three quarters for the meter like anyone who wasn’t so pathetic that they had to go this far out of their way to find people to feel superior to would do.

Actually, you’re a jerk

We should stop them from having children too. It's probably for the best since the extra cost will probably just send them over the edge and they can barely make it now. If they're struggling to make ends meet month to month, they have no business having children. Right?

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

In food service, bruh, stomach viruses/food poisoning very much counts. It is multiple health code violations to allow a sick worker to handle food.

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

Karen Blake (or anyone in a similar position) should look into getting a sexual harassment suit filed through the EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission). A thing that a lot of people don't realize is that for victims in most employment law cases, one can usually get free legal counsel through the EEOC—this…

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

I will never eat at Chingon Pollo. I much prefer Tacos Pendejos.