Well, forgive my bad taste, but she can’t even see straight.

Maybe. The White House has a pest problem (“You want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.”) including non-political rodents. I’m sure any discarded bones will soon be dragged off to feed a small fur-covered family as provided by the King of the Rats.

Fuck off. I hate being in car dealerships. I hate negotiating; not because I’m a pussy but because I hate the lies and “I gotta talk to my manager” garbage. I don’t have the patience for it. I generally hate the bullshit car sales people spew. I guarantee I know more about the car I want to buy than the sales guy…

You sell used cars, amirite?

Just look at that thing though and compare it to the Ember though! It is the Zune of keeping coffee warm.

My dad was a very calm and charming drunk. He earned his 40 years sober this past December. For the past 25 years he has been a substance abuse counselor. I recall a few years back he and I were standing on the steps in his house and he asked me to pour him some coca cola. Being the good daughter that I was I poured…

Thank you for sharing.

Great work, man, that’s awesome.

I come from a long line of drunks, and at 60 I’m only getting a handle on it. Never lost a job, never started a fight, but I never got as far as I figured cuz the bottle’s heavy. Folks like you, and your stories, help keep me honest and real. Thank you. 

You’re so right, being sober in modern society in a large metropolitan city is damn near impossible. Brian Broome is a super hero. Sometimes even when people know you have a problem, they will buy your poison and encourage it if only to get what they want from you or because they can’t fight their demons and they…

You scared me there for a minute, but then you brought it all home beautifully. Alcohol. The Big Lie. I don’t know why we don’t feel okay with ourselves. I’ll tell you the Big Secret. At 60 years old, working with a number of people at various levels of activism in my town... they don’t know what they’re doing either.…

Kellyanne broke the law once again, and once again, nothing will come of it. Because nothing matters anymore.

I hear you brother. I consider Bourbon the perfect liquid drug. I can stop driking beer and wine no problem at all.

That’s it, I’m gonna start my own website! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the website!

Bless your heart.

“I DID NAWT GRAB HER I DIDNT.”

Honestly - there’s a Master’s Thesis in political psychology in here just waiting to be had.

Dictionary apps that feature audio pronunciation. Life changing.

Neither side is wrong.