Please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape. 

Something very dirty. The finger of a Catholic priest.

Is that a wierd shadow or did he head desk something dirty?

Hey Pat, you got some bullshit religious dust on your forehead you hypocritical motherfucker.

Tired of all these lame op-eds that are published in places like the Atlantic or NYT after every huge mass shooting. These gun nuts write as though all of us are just misunderstanding their love for guns and if we just read this piece that they wrote, just one more op-ed, then the rest of us would understand and be at…

See what I mean about “racist?”

You heard what he said!

“So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the…

This is correct, though he hasn’t yet defeated his archenemy: Stairs.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Her face got frozen in that position after one too many times of pressing it up to the microwave door watching her frozen burrito spin around and around.

reptilian.

Why is Quasimodo wearing Wednesday Addams’ dress?

*coughIncestcough*

I know I’m an awful person for saying this, but I have yet to see a picture of her that doesn’t make me want to punch that shit-finger-painting smirk off of her face. OMFG

She’s got resting derp face.

She’s got resting derp face.

Of all the horseshit he and this administration have asked me to believe, this takes the cake.