Cleaves’ Grandmother: “That’s my Mateen, always running around buck naked dragging women back to his room!”

But he’s not dying though

I mean, the Three True Outcome Era is a wildly overblown thing. Let’s take a random year during Goose’s career, 1987, and compare it to 2018:

It was really hard for the cops to complete the paperwork on Dotel as he has changed drug cartels over a dozen times since retiring from the MLB.

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

Worst strike three call of all time? No chance. This was a random call in the middle of an August regular season game. Eric Gregg kept it up for an entire NLCS Game 7.

+1(st of the month)

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Vikings don’t have particularly fond feelings for Blair Walsh.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Contestants proceed to spend entire time attempting to assemble three piece monkey. 

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.