You can do it, Memphis! Assemble the Jackson 5!

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

An Ode to Joe:

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

yeah, everyone knows there are no racists in Pennsylvania

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

“I had for six months in my head, since the semifinals between Toronto and Milwaukee, how to stop Antetokounmpo.”

But it just takes the right quarterback and coach and leadership.

She was great in The Shining, but that’s not important right now.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

My main takeaway is that Verlander doesn’t know the definition of irony...