congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Obligatory:

Davis’s and Kyrie Irving’s existing contracts both fall under the Rose Rule, which governs the contracts high-performing players coming off their rookie deals can sign, and NBA rules prohibit two Rose Rule players from being on the same roster at the same time.

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

When Melo meets Jabari for the first time:

The MAGA crowd is so conflicted: it’s a museum so it’s soft liberal cuckery, but there are kids in cages in that one picture

You were alive when the Cardinals moved to Arizona but not alive when the Raiders and Rams left L.A.?

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes*

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

Enter that draft. Then just fucking mail it in for those guaranteed years. Enjoy your stress free, CTE free, baseball career.

I give up. Go Bucks?

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”