2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

He just trounced the Packers at Lambeau. No matter the circumstances, that’ll buy you at least 2 seasons of goodwill with any NFC North franchise.

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.

You know, back when Notre Dame meant something, they would have demanded a national championship before they covered for a coach killing a student. 

Do you think tomorrow’s sunrise is newsworthy?

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I am shocked to learn that a man who looks like he does lacks self-discipline.

It’s hilarious that he tries to cosplay Belichick while being late to player meetings, something Belichick traded guys to the Browns for doing.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

But does it count as a mirkin when it’s sprayed on top of a cunt?

Suns GM: “You know, I think Memphis will crack and include Dillon Brooks at any minute.”

They could’ve just traded for Garth Brooks and gotten Chris Gaines too in a package deal. 

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Stop trying to inject logic into fan-based needs!!!

Put the Bill Haley aliens on!!

I really don’t understand why fans and the media are so negative about this team. Sure, it’s a bit of a rough patch but it’s a good collection of talent and smart coaches who just need to get things pointed in the right direction.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned.