All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now…
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You know you’re salty when you can convince yourself college basketball is superior to the NBA.
They can move to Seattle and change the team name to Rain.
People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…
This take is so hot my eyebrows wilted away to nothing. Somebody get me a sharpie.
He was at least pretty good
Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.
He’s wrong though.
One minor correction - ESPN is reporting Washington is actually getting Dekker as a third team, in exchange for a straight swap of future second round picks - Washington gets Cleveland’s 2021 second rounder in exchange for Washington’s 2022 second rounder. Not really sure why Washington bothered since second rounders…
They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.
Just think how good his very tall son, Antetokounmpo Antetokounmpo is going to be.
The Aristocrats?
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Why the surprise? It’s in his genes.
Welcome to 2018 America, where “his success defies logic” is a phrase that can be used three dozen times a day.
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Larger content strategy, you say?
Not the Kings. No draft pick this year. Fucking things up would just lead to the Celtics getting a lottery pick or 76ers getting the #1. I love the Kings (I am dumb and sad), but I would support their immediate contraction if our continuing front office fuck-ups leads to the 76ers getting Zion.
It feels wrong to say this, but SICK BURN!
LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.
Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.
the way Luka’s getting knocked around you’d think they hired Suzanne Vega as a coach