When a joke is as bad as the football game in question. 

You’re right, but it is worth noting that there’s a couple nuances to the 4 first rounders.

They would've had to include Fultz, aka the pig who built his house from bricks.

eat shit

Giorgios Papagiannis should earn an exemption if he flips on 45.

yeah portis shouldn’t be on this list, the bulls just suck.

Bobby Portis was a late first rounder and can give you 13pts/7rebs off the bench. He had 3.5 win shares last year and would probably be a solid role player on most teams. He’s not a core piece of a contender but he was never really expected to be, isn’t that basically fine for someone who wasn’t a lottery pick?

The ad wasn’t for Trump running for president. He’s not a candidate for anything this year. So what you cited does not apply.

Counterpoint: It is possible to have fun even as an adult.

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Nothing can stop the Bortlesing and you damn well know it.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

I think Jrlbv Kkgjhlrehre is gonna be a stud.  I like his length and athleticism.  He reminds me of a young Krapsnaps Bazingas.

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

I just wish he’d make up his mind on which incorrect form of “you’re” he’s going to use and stick with it.

Cleveland was eliminated, appropriately, on Columbus Day. And, thankfully, that should be the last time we ever see Chief Wahoo on their uniforms as they claim they’re dumping him in 2019.

Was probably trying the penhold grip, but had too enormous of hands.

One of the finer examples of username/comment synergy.

Buddy, if you think there’s a conspiracy to get a *Minnesota* team a championship, I don’t know what to tell ya